Funny
And now for something completely irrelevant and totally out of date. I was cleaning out “My Documents” folder today when I ran into something from another lifetime (like around 2000). A co-worker of mine used to refer to VB6’s Run button as the Play button, among other things. That inspired me to write a Top 10 list (i was a fan of Letterman back then) as to why one shouldn’t be a VB programmer. It will only make sense to you if you coded VB5/6 in the 90’s. In fact, for some of the terms, I had to take...
So I am driving around the neighborhood and something catches my eye. I couldn't help it, had to get out and snap a few photos. Who couldn't love a woman like that?
Overheard from the discussionon Slashdot about PDF and Adobe Acrobat: NOOOOO!!! please not another upgrade. It nags me three weeks before an upgrade. NO, I DONT WANT TO FUCKING UPGRADE!!! And three weeks after an upgrade. I ALREADY FUCKING UPGRADED IT!!! Then it resets all my file extension defaults and starts opening everything in Acrobat Reader 8 even though I've told it a million times to open with Acrobat Pro 5. Fucking piece of shit must die. Note to Acrobat developers, if anyone asks what you do, lie. It could be me. I will fucking kill you and...
We are sitting at the pool with some friends of ours. My 4 year old son is chatting with a buddy of his. His friend is excitedly telling my son about the last visit to the restaurant: "You won't believe who I saw. Kobe Bryant !!!" "Really?", replies my son. "And I saw french fries and chicken nuggets."
My wife is dressing my 3 year old boy. As she is putting a white T-shirt on him, she says: "Today, you'll wear a plane T-shirt". My kid looks at the T-shirt and asks: "Where is the plane"?
So I walk into Toys 'R Us with my son (7 yrs old) and my daughter (3 yrs old). Immediately, I set expectations: "Ok, you can each get only ONE toy. So pick wisely." In about one minute, my daughter grabs a Polly Pocket doll off the shelf and says: "Can my brother get this"?